Hooray?: World’s Oldest Sex Toy Discovered
Scientists believe they have found the world’s oldest sex toy after piecing together more than a dozen fragments to create a 30,000 year old ice age penis.
A spokesman for the University of Tubingen where the prehistoric tool is being studied added that when it was not being used as a sex aid - the prehistoric penis was used to light fires.
The eight-inch stone penis has marks where it was clearly used for striking against flints - and scientists say the size and shape and polished appearance leave little doubt as to the other use of the sex toy.
stone age? more like the bone age.
So it’s shaped like a dildo and scientists believe it was a mother fucking sex toy?
I swear scientists come up with the dumbest shit sometimes.
